Three blind mice. In this case, my VISA hears no evil and sees no evil. The first specimen is Kanye West for Giuseppe Zanotti all-beaded shoes (Luisa Via Roma, $6323.01). Like that extra penny counts. I love the chunky ankle straps to hide my canks behind. (NB: Cankles have now been abbreviated to canks). The second pair are Prabal Gurung Resort 2013 shoes designed by Nicholas Kirkwood and would look so glam with a suntan, coral toes, throw dem bows. Last pair are also Kirkwood – only for his eponymous shoe line, also Resort 2013 (Moda Operandi, $995). A green spotted animal was not harmed in the making of them.

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