Every now and then, I grace my readers with a poorly taken photograph from instagram using my iPhone. We can’t all be Leandra Medine! So, here’s what I wore just last week on a casual Friday evening in Yorkville – not my favourite place but hey, it was hot enough to stand the usual douche-bag protocol one must adopt if you want to fit in. Nothing is more douchey than freshly shaven legs and a pair of clogs. It says, “I’d rather be in the Riviera than be within 50-feet of your garlic breath.”

Nella Bella Florence bag, the perfect structure with tons of compartments. Love at first sight.

Patent leather Gucci Hysteria clogs. I maintain, clogs are totally underrated. They are the Birkenstocks of fashion!

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