Temperatures in Toronto are making me sweat in places I’d rather not disclose, nor sweat in for that matter. We can beat the heat by locking our pets in the car while we shop for cold lemonade and frozen sliders 12 packs made with real ground beef only to find that our ostensibly beloved canine has made the ultimate sacrifice for our backyard BBQ (unless the police get there on time and let your dog loose onto the Gardiner Expressway). But hey, at least they responded to the calls, of which there have been about 150 this summer. Nowadays, people are calling 911 if they see a trapped fruit fly in a vehicle. It’s that bad out there.

I make light of the situation but it actually makes me QUITE upset that people who can afford to drive around in vehicles, go shopping in the middle of the day, OWN a pet – don’t have the innate human decency to care for that pet’s life. Appalling.

For one, I can barely walk outside for 10 minutes in this heat without feeling rather faint. I’ve devised a stylish, yet practical, outfit to stay cool in these above seasonal hot hot hot dog hours (apparently that’s today’s METRO cover media fail).

I’m wearing H&M scalloped shorts, a white tee from Club Monaco, PINK flip flops I got free with purchase, a Tiffany bracelet I got as a present on my 25th bday, and my skull Toy Watch gifted to me on my 26th bday by my love.

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